Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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