Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
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