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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Void Gems Collected: 30
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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