LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	5850
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

StealBlock

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

StealBlock.serv.nu:2018

Bhoot MC

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

play.bhootmc.fun:19132

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	568844
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

play.slnetwork.fun:25583

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

play.mctribes.net

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

crafted.mc-realms.com

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Potions Brewed:	94
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	67936

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

mc.blossombuilds.com

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2362	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5901
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Votes:	1897
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	70	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	5866
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	9888

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6427
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144