LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	4188
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	1487
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	982841
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5510

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Potions Brewed:	169
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	491
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7486	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br