LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7859	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Items Found:	7688	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
New Chunks Explored:	914635	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	153	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ores Mined:	5475	Crops Grown:	4750
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Emeralds Found:	9557	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Battle Standards Raised:	7

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Love Letters Sent:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net