LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	8713	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	9071
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	527871	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	9019	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	9548
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net