LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ores Mined:	4806	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Animals Bred:	96
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	3751
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	7705	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	7405
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	7844	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	4864

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Farms Harvested:	297

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com