LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	6860	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	597	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6061	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4674
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com