LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	7309
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9721
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	6788
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7822
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	5426	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	3281
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1610

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Votes:	9661	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	51
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7713	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2756	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9423	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	9905	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Items Found:	6299	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

massivecraft.com