LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3320
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	168
Emeralds Found:	9279	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1483
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	8338
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Items Found:	1581
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4425
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	692	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	8154
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6137
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br