LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	8538

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	637	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1009
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5277
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7597

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com