LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	978904
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	308
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Crops Grown:	5402	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crops Grown:	8639
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8411	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9335
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ores Mined:	2593
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Love Letters Sent:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	5295
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net