LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	4518
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Votes:	1510
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	592909	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7525
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1566	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ores Mined:	3970
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1944
Votes:	6686	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Potions Brewed:	174	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Items Found:	4499	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7859	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	5803	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id