LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	2515
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchantments Applied:	238
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1657	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	178318

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	341896	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9596	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	56
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4249
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8721
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	9611	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun