LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1703	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Towns Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Votes:	7040
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Star Shards Collected:	187	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Potions Brewed:	123
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Void Gems Collected:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	622456
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1010

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	4620
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Farms Harvested:	328	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	152

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com