LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6517
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	110
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	8079	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2512

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4036	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34