LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7117	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3674
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Farms Harvested:	493
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	767	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	8302
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3646
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
New Chunks Explored:	299910	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Magical Moments Shared:	14

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	639	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mines Excavated:	3023
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay