LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7249
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	614	Buildings Constructed:	6

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5049
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	5966	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Potions Brewed:	123	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3