LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2703
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ores Mined:	2869	Void Armor Forged:	22

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

play.majnr.sk

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

mc.laboulangerie.net

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3630	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

play.lostminers.fun:25567

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

play.bandocraft.net:25575

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Towns Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

LuckyMC.nl:4024

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

play.jozmc.com

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

144.217.29.208:25590

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

51.79.20.175:25650

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	7968	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

play.crowtycraft.es

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	5

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

mineverse.com

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4504
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Items Found:	5131	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com