LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Potions Brewed:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	51	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8651	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	2497
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	1987	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Farms Harvested:	629	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	472867

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4279	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Emeralds Found:	6587
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Farms Harvested:	671
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com