LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8887	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5260

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9004	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2248

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCrazyNumbers – Where math and madness collide in the world of blocks! Join us now!

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Are you tired of being lied to by game developers? Do you want a Minecraft server where promises are actually kept? Look no further! Join our server and experience over 1,000 planets to explore – yes, you heard that right, OVER 1,000! Unlike other games, there are no invisible walls here, climb any mountain you want without being deceived. We don’t believe in fake endings, we have a whopping 200 endings for you to discover. Don’t let yourself be fooled by those deceitful developers, join us and experience the truth in all its glory! Trust us, we’re not like *him*…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	53
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Honkai Rail LOLs

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little chaos (in a good way, of course).

Imagine exploring a world where the sky is the limit and the only boundaries are the ones you set for yourself. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures, or embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new features and events that will keep you on your toes. From battling mythical creatures to participating in epic PvP tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Time-Traveling Fembots Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet fembots from the future who have traveled back in time just to date you in Vienna! That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you stroll through the streets of this virtual city with your robot arm candy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. You’ll be busting out moves you never knew you had as you party the night away with other players from around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love with a fembot from the future!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Animated Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a mashup of all your favorite RPGs! Imagine battling creepers with the power of Personas, or building epic structures inspired by the tales of old. And don’t even get us started on the Steins;Gate-inspired time travel adventures you can go on! Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see which RPG-inspired adventure reigns supreme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Potions Brewed:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso’s Playground

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Welcome to the Sleep is Consent Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic installations that will blow your mind!

Forget about sleep, because on this server, consent is key! Dive into a world where models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content collide in the most chaotic yet exhilarating way possible.

But that’s not all! Explore our LoRa Training grounds, indulge in some OP Pasta, and discover the wonders of PonyXL Information. With links to Wiki pages, tag groups, and samplers galore, you’ll never run out of things to do on this server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself merging blocks with the best of them or embarking on a quest to uncover the secrets of Easy Diffusion. The possibilities are endless on this Minecraft server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

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¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!

Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!

Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	103	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Booboo’s Bizarre Adventure: A Minecraft Server for the Confused and Amused

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	580	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for I have discovered the ultimate secret to finding a dommy mommy girlfriend on our server! But beware, the answer may shock you… You must build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and serenade it with love songs every night under the moonlight. Legend has it that a mysterious dommy mommy will appear and claim you as her Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building that diamond love shack! Who knows, you might just find true love in the most unexpected of places.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	3628	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.