Loko Enhanced Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Git Gud Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Booty Bonanza

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Void Gems Collected:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Players Killed by Monsters:	5148	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2976	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2474	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	6109
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Cornucopia

Cornucopia, Crafty

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4