LockdownLolsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

asserting yourself, choosing your partner, dealing with difficult family members, dysfunctional family dynamics, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, favoritism, holiday drama, holiday stress, making tough decisions, Minecraft, prioritizing mental health, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, SisVsBroXmas, standing up for yourself, strained relationships, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, toxic siblings, Ultimatum

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CheerMeUpMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KaraokeCraft

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Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	New Chunks Explored:	105779
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Items Found:	4770

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6002	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	94	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	95
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15