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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3951 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 5657 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!