LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mines Excavated:	1109	Enchantments Applied:	275
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2753	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	427550

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Buildings Constructed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	516276	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1741	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ores Mined:	5347	Love Letters Sent:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.