LMAOcraft – LOLz & Lava, Fappy Fun Times Await! Join ‘/dft/’ Discord for extra LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a little… alone time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its high test behavior, especially if you’re into monstergirls. Join us and unleash your inner beast (literally)! Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and scandalous? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the fapping begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	89146	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Emeralds Found:	3941
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	412557
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.