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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4273	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	9089
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Star Shards Collected:	71
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	189	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Farms Harvested:	873

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	4410	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.