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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5730	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ores Mined:	5018
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	116	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ores Mined:	8498	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.