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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4021	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	166	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	575	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!