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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crops Grown:	3339	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5452	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9239
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1963
Mines Excavated:	4985	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

– Java & Bedrock support – Versions 1.8 – latest – Custom pickaxes – Custom progressive pickaxe levelling and exp system – Custom enchants – Custom backpacks – Custom tokens & tokenshop – 26 regular mines & 6 donator mines – Personal and global sell boosters – Much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1377	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.