LMAO Even Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	239479	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	131
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	1110	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	9464
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Potions Brewed:	120
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5618
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.