Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!
