Livin4Craft SMP

balance, Connections, Contentment, experiences, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Livin4Craft, love, meaning of life, mindfulness, optimism, Passion, personal growth, purpose, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, spirituality, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting villagers? Yep, we’ve seen it all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a feathered wing?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, look no further. Join us and discover what makes life worth living… or at least worth respawning for.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3887	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Alien Abductions:	3	Ores Mined:	4022
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1380	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Votes:	4163

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mines Excavated:	1344	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	2927
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2395	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Votes:	2118	Void Gems Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4501	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	61
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!