literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 577989 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1762 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 2551 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
