Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	438212
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	6577	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	2220	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1303	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

pokeleague.net