Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	557	Dragon Eggs Found:	9643
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	6978
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5984

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ores Mined:	8345
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	3850	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Towns Built:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	2877
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Emeralds Found:	5285
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Emeralds Found:	414
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Items Found:	3888
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	39215
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5981
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4281	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Emeralds Found:	2214
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	191

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg