Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2030	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Villages Defended:	7

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	1898
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Castaway is a 1.20 Earth & Oneblock Survival server where you can play on and explore a 1:1000 recreation of Earth in Minecraft! We have vehicles, custom armor, custom tools, 3d hats, land claiming, chest shops, and more!Feel free to check out how to join on bedrock here: https://castaway.gg/play/

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3819	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	3775
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	781
Towns Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Votes:	9105	Enchantments Applied:	92
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	798487	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

About DunyaMCWe adapted the Huge World Map to both Faction and Survival. In a way where you can take over the whole world and even the city you live in. To make you feel the Survival & Clan Experience at its peak. Thanks to the Live Map, your regions will be visible to all.OUR DISCORD SERVER; https://discord.gg/5Yzy2FjfZg

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Animals Bred:	139	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation Player Ran Economy Grief Protection NEED STAFF! Free Ranks Custom Items Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com