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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6227 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7426 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5298 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.