Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Void Gems Collected:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1800	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6004	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4276
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	304
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6687	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1379
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Buildings Constructed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	269
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Potions Brewed:	199
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Herobrine Sightings:	0

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	295	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	849
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	1219
Star Shards Collected:	78	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582