Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3282
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7120	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	5906	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	160	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2359
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Towns Built:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	124
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3930
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Emeralds Found:	4650	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Villages Defended:	20

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

chaoshub.net