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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1609 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!