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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9907 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Potions Brewed: | 166 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!