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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 387 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1974 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!