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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5784 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 837236 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!