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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4672 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!