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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7015 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!