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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6812 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!