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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2435 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 697749 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!