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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3406 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Votes: | 9327 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!